guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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