living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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