And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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