She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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