will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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