Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I licked your asshole in confidence.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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