I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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