how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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