end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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