I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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