Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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