I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Ladies don't puke and tell
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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