Well apparently he's into motor boating.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
tell me about the eggs
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