"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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