yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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