I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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