would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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