But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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