Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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