Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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