margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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