with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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