I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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