doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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