what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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