Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You left your phone here
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