can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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