if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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