playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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