Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
well you can't waste a boner
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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