maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
It's blow job season.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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