there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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