Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
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We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.