I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.