I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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