your thong is hanging out like whoa
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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