Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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