i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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