We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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