drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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