Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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