we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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