I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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