No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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