if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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