Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize