You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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