i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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