Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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