U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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