kristin has been a bad kristin
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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