There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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