he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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