yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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