i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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