If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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