i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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