i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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