She said her name was "party"
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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