i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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